FAQ's
Where are you located?
Printed in the USA (Florida and Texas, because we clearly didn't burn out on logistics).
For our international customers, we've partnered with printers worldwide so your existential wardrobe arrives without the wait.
Do you ship internationally?
We ship worldwide, because misery loves company — and company loves merch. Rates vary by location, so give our shipping policy a glance. It's a quicker read than your employee handbook.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Can I track my order?
Yes. We'll send you a tracking number so you can obsessively refresh it instead of your inbox for once.
What materials are your products made of?
Our shirts are made from high-quality, comfortable materials — soft enough for when you finally collapse on the couch, durable enough to survive another Monday. Exact materials vary by product, because we're not a monolith. Check the product page for details.